Friday, August 19, 2005

A newly discovered cave shows archives of news in the 18th century. Here is one story which was released.
John Adams is a stealth candidate
You may have heard how John Adams is a patriot but don't believe it. These newly found documents reveal he is a conspirer with the British. People have pointed out that it looks like the documents were made on Microsoft Word to look like handwriting but the Central Boston Squire is standing by the story. Also John Adams did work for British soldiers involved in the Boston Massacre. Furthermore he is one of the founding members of the Federalist Society which is a radical group involved in creating a Constitution with a literal intent. Some of the less reputable members of the media have been saying the British are coming (Tom Paine and Paul Revere.) However a highly reliable unnamed source in the British government denies these rumors. This is the trusted source for news. The Massachusetts Squire Media

2 Comments:

At 11:52 AM, Blogger Tobie said...

Oh the subtlety.

 
At 12:47 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

Can you find anybody from the 1700's to deny writing the story? I bet not. How can we mistrust documents when they're all we have?

 

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