Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Proof Rodents are Smarter than Joe Torre
Scientists have shown that animals react to punishments by stopping the behavior causing the punishment but not Joe. Case In Point#1 Wayne Franklin comes in in the 10th instead of Mo Rivera in a tie game and gives up a game ending home-run to someone batting righty (Franklin is a LOOGY). In Texas up one runner on 1st Franklin comes in and gives up a two-run homer. In Chicago down 1-0 He leaves in Embree a pitcher so bad he was cut by the Red Sox to face the White Sox power hitting righty. He gives up a home-run and A-Rod's solo homer in the ninth ends up being worthless.


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