Tuesday, September 13, 2005

A Rant Song
As some day it may happen that a fool must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of political idiots who might well be underground
and who never would be missed, who never would be missed
There's the person who proclaims in a pompous nasal tone
I'm really quite mainstream and so no party is my own.
Then the populist who speaks with an eye to the polls
And when the public swings his opinion quickly rolls
And all third parties who in spoiling elections insist
they'd none of them be missed they'd none of them be missed
He got them on his list, He's got them on his list
and they'd none of them be missed they'd none of them be missed
There's the sixties protest singer and the others of his kind
And the latest hip rappist-I've got him on my list
Those who only demagogue and are the blind who lead the blind
They'd none of them be missed, They'd none of them be missed
Then the idiot who lives in a diverse cultural zone
Has respect for all nations and all cultures but his own.
And the lawyer from the city who then joins the ACLU
Who fights for the Democrats but not for Republican you
And that singular anomaly the animal activist
They'd none of them be missed they'd none of them be missed
He's got them on his list He's got them on his list
and they'd none of them be missed they'd none of them be missed
And that idiotic nuisance who right now he can be found
The conspiracy theorist I've got him on the list
Those who insist blindly the economy's in the dumps,
They'd none of them be missed they'd none of them be missed
Who say oil is running out so we'll hit ten dollars at pumps
Such as--What d'ye call him--Thing'em-bob, and likewise--Never-mind,
And 'St--'st--'st--and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who--
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!
You may put 'em on the list--you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of 'em be missed!

3 Comments:

At 10:18 AM, Blogger Tobie said...

Excellent

 
At 8:38 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

What a bipartisan song. I bet everybody can think of somebody in the other party who matches everything. (Except you should take out the ACLU part)

 
At 1:03 PM, Blogger bobber2 said...

this song sucks

 

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