Thursday, March 09, 2006

Yankee Haikus

1st Base- Giambi
Steroid user
14 Home Runs in July
Does he still inject?
2nd Base- Cano
Just twenty-three years
He saved the Yanks from Womack
Can he draw a walk?
Shortstop- Jeter
Loved by McCarver
The god of playoff clutchness (tm)
He dives into stands.
Third Base- A-Rod
Fourty-eight homers
Beats out the great Joltin' Joe
Why do they hate him?
Tomorrow I'll go with catcher and outfield.


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